Aeons

Rating
(4 reviews)
 
Service Area
Sydney  View Map
Business Hours
Anytime
Average Pricing
$690
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Cheesy cliches! Archaic traditions! Noses being blown into hankies... are not what you’ll get when you book Aeons by Ash as your celebrant. But you will get someone down-to-earth to keep the day lighthearted and people laughing. You'll also likely witness Ash's snappy outfit choices. Interested? This fun, modern celebrant is ideal for couples looking to add a touch of humour to their wedding.

If a celebrant who isn’t afraid to crack some dad jokes sounds like your cup of pineapple juice, Aeons by Ash might be the fancy celebrant for your wedding. Ash - a self-proclaimed life celebrant in his ‘very, very, very late twenties’ - promises a fun, modern ceremony with a lighthearted vibe, and a… discount on divorce ceremonies. Fun! Of course, this is all in jest, Ash has a terrific sense of humour and will bring the laughs to your down-to-earth ceremony. With Ash, your friends and family will be giggling and smiling along with you as you say ‘I do’ - believe us, heavy, stock-standard ceremonies aren’t in Ash’s repertoire. Karate moves though? Oh yes, he can do that.

This cheeky celebrant is based in Sydney, and will wrestle Saturday morning brunch traffic just to be at your wedding venue early. He’ll even manage to not spill his overpriced latte on himself on the way, too. After all, he wouldn’t dare spoil his get-up. Celebrant Ash has suits “in literally every colour and others in weird and wonderful patterns”. So if you’re after a chameleon who blends into the background or a celebrant dressed so brightly you could confuse them with the sun, you just let Ash know the style you’re going for and he’ll work to your brief.

“I’m a life celebrant, so you could keep me around to name your first child, renew your vows and bury your partner after they forget to rinse their plate one too many times.” Ash, Celebrant

What you can expect when working with Aeons for your wedding: 

  • Charismatic celebrant. Ash is an entertaining, charming celebrant that wedding guests immediately warm to, no doubt. But he can also keep things romantic, emotional, and serious in all the right places, too. Don’t worry, this larrikin can read the room.
  • Jokes and puns galore. Well, you shouldn’t expect any knock-knock jokes but a well-timed quip and in-joke here and there wouldn’t go astray. This makes the ceremony fun, light, and one of the best parts of your wedding day (besides cake eating, obviously).
  • Great prices. Ash offers his celebrant services at actually affordable prices so you can keep going with that avocado on toast and daily coffee habit you can’t nix.
  • A great outfit. A wedding is a chance to show personality, no? In all seriousness, Ash can dress as formal or as wacky as you’d like, he just wants you to have your dream day and will respect your sartorial wishes.

Here’s what else you need to know about Aeons.

  • Live streamed ceremony. A glorious tech wizard, Ash will happily help you live stream your ceremony. Of this, he says: “If you need to live-stream the ceremony to that auntie’s new partner who lives in India but is working quickly towards permanent residency, I’ve got the Zoom account that lets you have meetings over 40 minutes… I’ll hook you up.”
  • Reading ideas. Ash can help you source the perfect cliche-free reading to introduce the tone of your wedding. Our pick? Adam Sandler's poem from The Wedding Singer. Classic.
  • Ceremony builder. Well, you don’t exactly plan a wedding for yourself too often, do you? So you’re probably a bit unsure of how to structure a ceremony. You do? Oh... sorry. For those who don’t, Ash has a nifty ‘ceremony builder’ to help you craft the perfect ceremony.
  • Rituals. Ash has some ‘cool rituals’ he can suggest to the couples who want to add an extra layer to their ceremony. Why not light candles together? Water blending? Or how about a sand ceremony? The possibilities are endless.


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Questions and Answers

What's your favourite TV show?

Aeons

Bit twisted, but I do love American Horror Story; and House, Lost and Dexter were all pretty great - until whatever happened in their last seasons... Can't ignore The Office and Scrubs for a good laugh, and I'd be lying if I didn't say Big Brother is a bit of a guilty pleasure. I think it's called 'prejudice' if you don't book me based on that answer though soooo... you should probably enquire...

What apps do I use most on my phone?

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Ahhh TikTok, UberEats and Amazon... I think in that order and yes I often question "what am I doing with my life". Jeff would never have stepped down if he had seen my purchase history :( 

This or that?

Aeons

Cookies not cake. Dogs not cats. Pop not rock. Crepes not pancakes. Tea not coffee. Evening not morning. Winter not summer. Theatre not cinema. Coke not Pepsi. Hamburgers not hot dogs. Batman not Superman. Books not magazines. Samsung not Apple. Pizza not pasta. Playstation not Xbox. DC not Marvel. City not country. Scrunch not fold. ...and I couldn't decide between Maccas or Hungry Jacks so I think I need a better diet.

Did I know that this section was supposed to be for wedding related Q&As?

Aeons

Yes... but that's so boring... 

HOWEVER I still did it properly here: https://aeons.com.au/resources/faqs

Reviews

(4 reviews)
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16 Oct 2021

Ash was awesome! We were worried because my best mate was really late, I really didn’t wanna start the ceremony without him. Ash kept it real cool, making sure my partner and I aren’t stressing about it, such a great guy! We’re really lucky to have him be part of our special day.

27 Jun 2021

We picked Ash as our celebrant as we liked his down to earth attitude. He was totally flexible on what we wanted done on the day and customised the ceremony for what we wanted. Very relaxed in his approach but still got the job done. Would very highly recommend him to anybody.

19 Jun 2021

From the very moment we met Ash we knew he was the right fit for us. He kept everything in theme with how we wanted it and was SO professional at the same time. He went above and beyond to make sure our wedding was perfect.

10 Apr 2021

Ash was fabulous! He listened to exactly what we wanted our day like and delivered. He was so down to earth that our guests believed he was a close friend and they enjoyed every moment of the ceremony.

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Service Area
Sydney

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