Lee Heather Wedding Celebrant

Lee Heather Wedding Celebrant

Hi - some examples are Shakespearian sonnets, Poetry from some of the great poets. Some people like to evn have favcourite song lyrics read out particularly if the song is a love song that the couple resonate with. Even favourite passages from books have been used. Some fun loving couples have comedy read out or even have a joke session - you could show film clips also. Hers a very funny poem form Pam Ayres whcih is great

Yes, I’ll marry you – Pam Ayres

Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,
And here’s the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it’s creepy and it’s late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It’s you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It’s you that has to whack him.

Yes, I’ll marry you,
You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It’s you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

And if you go to this link there are quite a few other alternative style readings for you

http://www.youandyourwedding.co.uk/planning/readings-speeches/19-alternative-wedding-readings-for-non-traditional-couples/22267.html

Enjoy and hope this helped.

Regards

Lee  xx