Wed Me Forever

I hear you loud and clear. Nobody wants a wedding ceremony that feels longer than a Monday morning meeting, right? and trust me, I'm just as excited about getting you two officially hitched so we can all kick off the party!

My ceremonies are like a perfectly crafted pop song - all the good bits, no filler!!! We'll usually hit the sweet spot around 20 - 25 minutes. That's plenty of time to weave in your unique love story, share a few laughs (and maybe a happy tear or two), make those super important legal declarations, and of course, seal it all with a kiss that's worth every single moment.

Great Question!!! When I show up for your "I do's", I just don't bring my sparkling personality and heart full of love (though those are definitely included). Think of me as your mobile ceremony command centre, ready to make sure every word is heard, and every memory is comfy.

In my "bag of tricks" you'll find a top-notch portable PA system.  This means whether you’re saying your vows in a grand hall, breezy garden or a cozy backyard, everyone will hear every heartfelt word, every happy giggle, and every "I do" loud and clear. I also bring two crisp microphones so you both sound absolutely brilliant when you say those important words. And because those super official documents need a special spot, I also provide a stylish signing table and two comfortable chairs for you.  It's a perfect little setup for that monumental "we're officially hitched moment.

Absolutely, forget the stuffy rulebook and any pressure to put on a grand show.  My whole vibe is about celebrating your love in a way that feels utterly authentic to you – and that very often means keeping things wonderfully fun, simple and easy.

I strip away the fuss and focus on what truly matters: your genuine connection, your laughter, and those sweet, heartfelt moments. Whether it’s an intimate gathering or a relaxed backyard ceremony, I will work with you to craft something incredibly meaningful without any stress. Think pure joy, I’m here to guide you with warmth and ease, ensuring your ceremony is exactly what you envision – a perfect reflection of you love story, delivered with a smile and nothing but good feels.

Absolutely, paws-itively Yes!!! As a fellow animal lover, I believe our furry, scaly, or feathered friends are cherished family members, and if you want them there, I’m all for it… Whether it’s a dog trotting down the aisle as the ring bearer (adorably, of course), your cat observing from a dignified distance, or even more exotic companion making a cameo, I’m here to help make it happen.

We can brainstorm fun ways to include them safely and happily, ensuring they’re comfortable and your day flows smoothly. Just imagine the adorable photos. We can factor in their comfort, the venue’s rules, and what role (if any) they’ll play. My goal is to make sure every member of your family, two-legged or four-legged, feels included in your big day.  Let’s make some tail-wagging memories.

Oh my goodness, a surprise wedding? This is the kind of thrilling memory-making magic I absolutely adore. The answer is a resounding YES; I can totally make your “undercover I do” dreams come true.

Imagine the looks on your loved one’s faces when they think they’re coming to, say, an engagement party, a birthday bash or even just a casual get-together.  The happy tears, the pure unadulterated shock is truly priceless.

I’m all in for helping you both navigate the delightful stealth mission of a surprise ceremony. We’ll chat through all the sneaky logistics, from the “cover story” for your guests to making sure every legal detail is perfectly in place without spilling the beans. Let’s cook up some unforgettable surprise wedding mischief!! What kind of “decoy event” are you thinking of?